WEEK 6 RANKINGS
It's Groundhog's Day. Again. Rinse. Wash. Repeat. Stop me if you have heard this update before. Two Players this week scored over 50 Points (Jamar Chase and DJ Moore). There were three injuries to key stars that will have them sidelined multiple weeks (Justin Jefferson, De'von Achane and James Conner). Two teams go way over the 200 point mark (Springfield Flanders and Wrath of Kahn) and the Ghostbusters lose another game they had easily in hand (They only needed 30 points form Prescott, Love, Adams and Pollard on Sunday and Monday night and scored 28). On the bright side, the online sites STILL love my team.
#1 Big Rock 2X
Stick Rock goes to 5-0 but it was a costly win as Justin Jefferson and James Conner were hurt in the victory. The Good news is Joe Burrow finally showed signs of life and scored 30 points this week. Kirk Cousins (23) and DeAndre Hopkins (22) were the other high scorers.
#2
Milford Football Team
MFT got there asses kicked 221-121 at the hands of Kahn, but the stars showed up for this game. Josh Allen (31) continues his points tsunami after a slow start in week 1. David Montgomery (24) and Calvin Ridley (20) also had big games. Unfortunately, the rest of the roster combined for only 46 points.
#3 Black Ghostbusters
I'm not going to continue to re-hash what has gone wrong this year. Ok, I am. THIS TEAM DOES NOT SCORE ANY TOUCHDOWNS! One combined TD from the QB's and one other TD from the entire skill players (Puka Nakua). I don't even know how this is statistically possible. Ja'Marr Chase had three TDs this week alone. My entire team (non-QBs) have combined for 2 over the last 3 weeks. Amazing. The Total TD's on the season is 8. Needless to say, Ghostbusters are open for business. If you have an injured guy that you want to trade for 2 players that can help you this year, let me know.
# 4 - Wrath of Khan
The re-birth of Justin Fields continues. A week after scoring 35 points, he put up another 42 on Thursday Night helping Jim cruise to an easy victory. Waiver Wire pickup Desmond Ridder (28) had a career day while Tyreke Hill (34) and Breece Hall (31) had monster games. In all, Jimmy has 6 starters top 20 points! He may walk to an easy Division Championship this year in what looks to be a weak Patrick Division.
#5 Mel Kipers Best Available
Pete loses a close came this week, which shouldn't come as a surprise. All his games tende to be close His Poinys for and Points Against are bot at 707. But when Sam Howell (28) is your leading scorer, there may be more problems beneath the surface. Devon Achane put up 24 points before leaving with an injury and shockingly, Jaylen Waddle only put up 14 points against the worst defense in the league.
#6 - Springfield Flanders
Each week, it seems like the single game scoring record falls. This week it was Glenn's turn to claim the crown. Jamar Chase (54), Travis Etienne (37) and Brock Purdy (34) all had huge games while the Saints D/ST chipped in 29.
#7 Peeping Tomlins
Jared (as mentioned in the opening paragraph) won a game this week he had long given up on. But 102 points was enough to get the job done as he sits at 4-1 on the season. George Pickens (28), CJ Stroud (16) and Joe Mixon (13) scratched together enough points to squeak out a 2 point victory.
#8 '69 Olds
Look at that. Ray makes a trade and it pays immediate dividends as DJ Moore scored 52 points on Thursday Night. Isaiah Pacheco who also came over in that trade scored 15. That, in addition to contributions from Jalen Hurts (29) and Patrick Mahomes (23) were more than enough for the easy victory over the Bandits.
#9 Skoal Bandits
Not only did I tank my teams chances this season by drafting a bunch of non-scoring bums, I also sank Craig's chances by giving him some advice on his first 4 keeper selections. So basically I managed to screw up two teams this season for the price of one. A guy he just picked up on waivers (Josh Dobbs - 12 ) led (?) the team in scoring this week followed by Bijan RObinson (11) and Michael Pittman (10). So that's two teams I helped draft that can't score any TDs.
#10 - Dark Helmet
This week's installment of "Whatever happened to Dan Hart" is about Dan's tragic upbringing. His father was a self-made millionaire, Jonathan Hart. He was married to Jennifer Hart and together they solved murder mysteries together. Things took a turn for the worse when the couple were working the murder investigation of Natalie Wood. His mom Jennifer realized it was her husband Jonathan (aka Robert Wagner) who threw Natalie Wood off the boat, causing her to drown. Dan's mom divorced her husband and shacked up with Max, their care taker down in Florida.